Maybe when it comes to handling the Syrian refugee crisis, Lohan would be better off supporting international organizations staffed by trained professionals, instead of harassing a family she arbitrarily selected off the street in a clueless attempt to look like a hero on Instagram. In 2018, Lohan got into a bizarre altercation in Moscow with a woman she accused of child trafficking. While Lohan has had some success as a nightclub entrepreneur, her attempts at humanitarian interventionism have been a far more mixed bag. Maybe Lohan managed to fail upwards for a change? Moreover, she made several million selling the Mykonos location. However, People reports two other Greek entertainment establishments Lohan co-owns remain open for business.

In 2019, Lohan didn't last long as a judge on the Australian version of The Masked Singer. Her MTV reality series Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club only made it through a single season before the featured Mykonos resort - one of Lohan's personal business ventures - ceased operations. But maybe after Lohan narrowly avoided felony charges and Hilton wound up doing jail time in 2007, we realized, as a society, that paying attention to this mayhem was just pouring metaphorical gasoline on the fire. Partly, that's probably because the public got worn out from hearing about the same celebrities getting in trouble all the time. While the Kardashian brand flourished, the media obsession with Hilton, Richie, and Lohan had pretty much run its course by 2010. This bunch included Lohan, hotel chain heiress Paris Hilton, Lionel Richie's daughter and eventual TV personality Nicole Richie, and, perhaps most notably, Kim Kardashian, who swung her brief phase of arguably unearned notoriety into a media and fashion empire that carries on to this day. It also happens to be the case that during the mid-'00s, celeb-centric media developed a fixation on famous young women who were enthusiastic participants in recreational nightlife activities. Humanitarian worker Paul Hughes has helped to retrieve the remains of one of the men. Partially, this is because Lohan lives in Dubai now, which makes her a lot less accessible to the American press. Two Canadian men, Kyle Porter and Cole Zelenco, were killed in the fight for the Ukrainian city of Bakhmut.

Freedom to Kill by Paul Lindsay